I don't get it. What's the deal with all these candy hearts? What's with everyone getting all worked up all of a sudden? It's just candy, isn't it?

Oh, sure, Valentine's Day is nice and all, don't get me wrong! I mean, love's really important. It's one of those things every normal person wants! I'd just rather not be spending it here. I'd rather ( Read more... )

Forced obedience, body parts, starvation... what is this place going to throw at us next?

Not only that, but they reward us for... I don't even know, surviving? It's like we're just all entertainment for somebody's elaborate game. Ugh. I hate this! But I hate complaining about it even more! It's not like it's going to do any good. We've just got ( Read more... )